Times are tough. Good people are getting laid off. The economy is nose-diving faster than a Turkish Jet falling out the sky.
Yet both government and people seem determined to ignore the underlying cause, hiding behind economic reform and wasting time with corporate bailouts. We ALL know who the real culprit is, but FEAR is keeping us from speaking out. Well I say, ENOUGH SILENCE. The truth must be spoken. The Kittens must die!
Disguised as the fuzzy and loveable companions of man, these sinister agents of chaos have been quietly gathering numbers, and undermining our society from within. Too many a good man hath succumbed to their cuddly charms. And too few are the voices of opposition, to stand against the suffocating tide of fur and claw.
Today, I tell you, there is hope. We at Solaris have pledged to fight the beast. But we need your support. For every hour you spend playing Solaris, we will donate $1.00 USD to the Smite-a-Cat foundation. How much can a single dollar do, you ask? Oodles, I answer, oh ye of little faith. When it comes to annihilating the feline scourge, the Smite-a-Cat foundation has a proven record of financial efficiency, and is a beacon of light in todays economic darkness. One dollar translates into 732.5 Kittens slayed. Consider THAT your Kitty Bailout.
As a bonus, each play-hour will accrue an additional $0.50 USD, automatically donated on your behalf to the Hell-Hound Dog Breeders of Long Island, to help raise the next generation of freedom fighters.
Fight the Kittens. Download Solaris and Play tonight at 9pm EST.
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